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Santa, Digg, and Newgrounds

It’s a shame when someone tries to help out people and some assholes try to spoil it. Yes Newgrounds, I mean you. What the hell is your problem? Why do you have to cause trouble for someone that is trying to make someone happy? Are you that discontent with your life? Penis enlargement not working? I mean, why do you have to perform such immature acts in public on someone that is trying to put a smile on children’s faces?

And you Digg “Army” morons. Same goes for you. You bunch of teenaged dorks that don’t get out of your mom’s basement long enough to see a girl. Since I was raised in a family that taught respect, I don’t see the “fun” in causing trouble. Just another waste of time I guess. It seems to me, if you have time to waste, help someone out, instead of putting them down.

If it was up to me I’d disconnect each and everyone of you from the internet. There is no room for the likes of you or your mischief. Why can’t you play nice? Why do you always have to pee in the sandbox? I guess I’ll just have to keep banning you time after time. That looks good on the internet resume, banned from #santa.

I hope you’re happy with yourselves.

Ustreamers..You’re Next!!!

Santa’s new computer

Last week, the Santa cam went offline for good. The old Mac G4, Safari, and flash just didn’t work with his cam anymore. So I decided to pull a computer form storage, install windows, and ship it to the North Pole.

It’s a Dell Dimension 8400, P4 3.0ghz with 1mb cache, 512 megs of ram, ATI x700Pro Video with 256 megs of ram, Audigy 2 ZS for the Firewire port, and a 160 gig harddrive with XP Pro installed on it.

Santa is very happy this year.